Why did the black man buy a watermelon? Because they're not free.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead. Dead people can't drive.

How do you treat lice Avoid getting them

What's worse than a man with AIDS? The fact that this is considered a joke.

What happens when you yank on someones nuts? They cry

Why did the woman pay $5,000 for a gallon of milk? She didn't. She paid $2.99.

knock knock whos there? yo mama yo mama who? yo mamas mama!!

Why couldn't little Jimmy play catch with his dad? Because he was an orphan.

Of course, you have always found more joy in seeing others happy, that pursuing your own happiness.

I agree

What do you say to the woman who just got raped? Nothing you just raped her

Women can vote? wtf

A man got struck by a car and was rushed to hospital on life support, he died shortly after. His wife was informed of his death by the doctors and shortly after she killed her children and finally hung herself.

what do you get when you cross a rhino and a chicken? well, if you're unlucky and too close too the chicken, salmonella if you provoke the rhino, impaled

how do you make a plumber cry? you pull its pants up

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

Yo Dawg, I heard You Like Kittens and Volcanoes... So, I threw Your Kitten In A Volcano.

a naked man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out because you must have shoes and a shirt to be served

What do you call an asian women running for president? A candidate.

Why was the black racist guy and the white racist guy, who 0hated each other, afraid of Michael Jackson? They didn't want to be the other each others color.

A young boy recently saved a priests life. He found a solid lump on his testicle.

Why was the man sad? His brother died.

Q.What is black and white and red (read) all over? A. A penguin in a blender.

A Vietnam war veteran accidentally goes to a Vietnamese concert and says, "I could take a lot of them down with me."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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