- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

Your mother is so fat, she is dying due to obesity and it would be utterly disgusting to make fun of anyone in that situation.

A seal walks into a club.

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

Whats long and red all over? This Cut on my arm, i should get it checked out.

a black guy hates chicken.

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...................... Wats so funny?

Whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork

Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They beat her mercilessly.

Yo mama is so dumb that she failed the SATs

Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

whats the difference between a black guy and pizza? a pizza can feed a family.

What do you call a fat zombie? Dead

How many dead babies does it take to fill up a car? Dead babies should be reported to the police and not be stuffed into cars.

What's brown and Rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

Who is happpier than the grouch about the Zombie Apoclypse? Dora.

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

What did the atheist say as Jesus walked past? nothing, he ran to the nearest bar and called the insane asylum.

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

What does a blonde say when she wants to order a large pizza ? "Hi, I would like a large pizza, please."

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