are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

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A man is hungry so he gets on his coat and shouts : "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!". His wife says not to because the police say the rapist 'Eggman' is out again. He says he will be very careful. On his way he hears 'They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggmen-" and the man shouts: "AND I AM THE WAlRUS, SO GET THE HECK OUTTA MY FACE OR I WILL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" The Eggman and the man found two more people from Liverpool and formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band broke up.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

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Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

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How do you steal candy from a baby? You ask nicely.

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My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple All of the antijokes about it

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Why did the boy die? He got shot in the face repeatedly.

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why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

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Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

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Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

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Why couldn't the bartender sell alcoholic beverages? He got fired

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whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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Yes!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!! Yes!!!

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whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

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Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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How do you know if an elephant has been in your fridge? If it is laying in pieces around the crumbled wreckage of your house. [L]

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Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

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5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

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Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

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Q: What did the psychopath dream about? A: An insane chimpanzee kicking his head off, or maybe something normal

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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