- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

?"i'm so turned on right now." - horny light bulb

A black man is picking cotton in a southern white mans field. This is because the white man is paying a more than fair wage and the black man is a 3rd generation cotton picker who enjoys taking part in his heritage.

What's one plus one? two.

How can you outsmart Stephen Hawking? Steal the wheels of his chair and replace them with a dolphin.

Why couldn't the grandma remember what she did last night? Because she has Alzeihmers and grandmas don't do anything.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

Why is little johnny sad? He won the lottery but then found out the next day he had cancer and cried in a corner.

Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

Q: What's the meaning of life? A: A bush, have you ever been dragged through one? It hurts.

What did the Asian see when he went to Youtube.com? Youtube.com

How many alzheimers patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

what did the boy in the blue hat do? wear his blue hat

What did Stephen Hawking say to the prostitute? A several garbled and mostly inaudible comment that she could not understand.

Why did the woman drown in the bathtub? Her husband was holding her under.

People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

During english, we started talking about Attention Deficit Disorder when... OOOOOOOOOHHHHHH SHINY... wait what were we talking about

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

I like food. But what's more than that it is necessary for survival. ASIAN!!!!

Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

what's worse than finding an worm in your apple? Finding HALF a worm in your apple.

Whats green and has wheels?? - Grass, I lied about the wheels

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