Why did the man fall off the cliff? I don't know, I have mental AIDS.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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What do you do if you run over a black man? Call an ambulance... he's probably about to die.

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some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

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Why did the fat man go to America? Because he was excited to get of work for vacation.

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A horse walks into a bar gets shot then carried away in a helicopter

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading the dumbass things that people come up with as an answer.

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Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

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1 white girl and 2 black men -TRAGIC

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Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

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Why did Jane break up with DeShawn? Cause they grew apart

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Lol (wow, I am using that a lot... BAAAD!) Anyway, yeaaaah, you thanked me for being who I am, this rush of happy drugs from the body is totally a sign of taking insult... Funny, I am not much of a endorphin person otherwise.

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A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

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Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

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Q. Wheres your nan???? A. In my closet

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What computer sings the best? A Dell? No a Mac, because they are the superior computer.

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why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

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Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? No it's Cindy Lou Who!

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WHY DO JEWS HATE GERMANY? THEY DON'T THEY FORGAVE THE NAZIS :-) ( . )( . ) -------

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Sometimes I sit in the bath and pretend im a bubble

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what's the black mans shirt made out of? cotton

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Anti Joke

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