Roses are red violets are blue I have herpees.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

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once, my friend said hi. i said hi back

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So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

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Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and now has two jobs to support her family.

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What's more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Go-carts

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Want to hear a joke? Womens rights.

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What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

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Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

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Why can't the Asian do math? He has down-syndrome.

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why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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knock knock who's there who who who and if u sat something about an owl I'll kick u in the face u fat cike

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is an Italian food that is an American favorite, and the other is a follower of Judaism.

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Roses are red Pickles are green I leik ur legs and whats inbetween

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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a black man walked into a black bar. what color was the bar afterwards? the same color. its a drinking spot not a pole

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Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

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Why did the Hispanic man have drugs in his pocket? He had just gone to the pharmacy.

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Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

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Why didn't he finish his

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What did the slave say to its master? Nothing meanwhile he and his family had terminal cancer and were worked without pay for 20 years before dying fro, multiple cases of AIDS and infections within thier lungs and mouths.

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How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

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a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

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