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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man said lol, I said lol back. Then he started to beat me up for repeating his phrase!

Why couldn't the bird fly? cause it was a penguin

What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

A retarded man speaks jibberish, because he is retarded

What did the librarian say to the three black men in the library? Nothing. Those three men were Harvard graduates and were very respective of libraries, and thier policies.

why couldn't the bicycle stand up on it's own? because it was two tired

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. YO YO YO I F U C K YOU ALL!

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

knock, knock Who's there? A social worker, we are taking your children into costody because your wife has reported you to the police for molesting them.

Once upon a time, there was a ghost. The ghost was sneaking up on a little girl when she turned around and asked the ghost "Are you a stalker or something?" The ghost, unable to reply (being a ghost) was then kicked in the shins. The End!

Holy Tulip Answer- Sexy Mofo

What is long, hard and comes out of a gay persons bum? poo

Think of a number 1-10 Now add 39 Divide that by 20 Subtract two Now close your eyes.. Dark isn't it?

What did the black man say to the other black man? We both share the same ethnicity

What do u call a man who sells hot dogs on the street? A Mexican

What's black and white and red all over? An interracial couple that has just been brutally murdered. If you see this, you should probably notify the local police so that they may investigate the situiation.

Whats funnier than throwing a baby off the top of a building? The sound it makes when it hits the ground.

What did the man do after he got in his car with out his keys? He started it up and drove Away

Whats the difference between Tina Turner and dead babies? I have never fu*ked Tina Turner before.

''Hey, this is absolutely true. There's an organization now called 'Draft Dick Cheney for President, 2012.' Yeah. Good luck with that. They tried to draft Dick Cheney five times during Vietnam. That didn't work.

Your mom is so ugly that you should buy her a paper bag to cover her face because she is just so very unattractive that it burns mine and everyone else's eyes.

speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

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