- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

What happens when a gay guy and a hillbilly enter at the same bar togather? a police dog nation gards and a priest had to stop the abomination.

Q:How do u kill a butcher A: Kill its family

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

why was 6 afraid of 9? cause thats just gross.

How do you stop a lawn mower? You throw a baby under it.

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

Everybody will die

Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Women's Rights

Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

Knock knock! Who's there? Bob Hi bob, come inside. And next time just use the doorbell

What did the underprivileged girl get for Christmas? Nothing because Santa Claus is a media generated holiday icon and the real St. Nicolas has been deceased for almost 700 years.

Q: How do you fit two beluga whales into a mini van? A: You don't.

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because, unfortunately, he is blind, prohibiting him from reading anything other than brail. He is, however, an excellent musician.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

knock knock who's there aids aids who ... dumb ass

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