Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. The chicken was run over by a truck before he could get to the other side

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What happend to the murderer who ate people? He was sent to jail for a number of years and now is having work done to stop him from eating people

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What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

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I have read the terms and conditions

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What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

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There were once three brothers who were traveling along a lonely, winding road at twilight. In time, the brothers reached a river too deep to wade through and too dangerous to swim across. However, these brothers were learned in the magical arts, and so they simply waved their wands and made a bridge appear across the treacherous water. They were halfway across it when they found their path blocked by a hooded figure. This hooded figure then proceeded to step out of the shadows and mug them, all three of them were brutally murdered. This is why you stay away from hooded figures when you are being talked about in a story being told in third person.

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whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

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An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

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What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

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Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

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A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

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Jax vs Pig Jax: HOHAHOHOHAHOHAHOHA... Etc Pig *spinning head like neck is gonna break off* Shao Kahn: FINISH HIM! Jax: GOT YA! OH YEAH... BEASTIALI*Y, BEAST*ALITY? AGAIN?

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What did the homosexual get for Christmas off his boyfriend? A lovely present off his loving partner.

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What do you call a muslim in an airport? A muslim going on vacation you racist bastard.

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Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

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What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

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what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

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A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

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Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

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why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

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What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

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Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

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Do you know why the kid jumped down the 50 foot hole? I dont know, jump in and ask him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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