You know what's a real drag? A club foot

What do u call Lindsay Lohan fall from grace? Probably likely tragic and is also a very useful metaphor for The USA's projected path for global and economic superiority.

id give my right arm to be ambidextrous

SUBway eat fresh ZOMbies eat fleash

What did the fat gypsy say to the attractive young woman aged twenty-five? I know you are probably not remotely interested in having sex with me, but I'm afraid that you have no choice due to the fact that I've locked all of the doors.

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent

Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

time to spruce up!

What did the POW say to his captor? I do not want to be waterboarded.

How do you make a baby cry? You kill its mother.

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

What do you call a baby that fell in lava Dead

why did michael jackson write black or white he didnt want black people to copy him

What's black and crawls around on eight legs? An octopus that just inked itself.

An underage man walks into a bar. He then was shot and kicked out of the bar. An overage person found the body. What age is he? Normal Age

A recently widowed blond was on her way to an appointment with her attractive physician, when she realized that she was almost out of gas, so she stopped to refuel at a station near his office.

How did the Muslim girl get pregnant? She was brutally raped on the streets of Baghdad.

Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

Yo mama is so fat... she died due to type two diabetes.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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