Why did the black man rob the store? Because he was hard on money for a reason not associated with race or stereotypes whatsoever.

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Q: What's worse than both of your parents dying in a terrible car accident? A: Sitting in the back seat with your grandparents.

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how many dead babies can you fit into a blender? 17 how do you get them out? Tortilla chips, but you'd be arrested by that time anyway because you just murdered 17 babies

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Why was the man scared? Because he was being attacked by a giant tiger.

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Question:Why did little Susie fall off the swing? Answer:Because she had no arms or legs. Question:What did little Susie get for Christmas? Answer: a bike, and cancer Question: what did little Susie get next Christmas? Answer: nothing, she didn't live that long... Knock knock Who's there Not little Susie

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Q - How do you call black people driving in a black car on the black road, then falling off the black cliff into the black water? A - An unfortunate accident.

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There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

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What's the difference between chili and a urologist? One is hot and spicy and the other analyzes urine.

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A seal walks into a club.

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I'm not saying your mom's ugly, but I like pancakes.

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What's worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trash can 1 baby in 10 trash cans

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A jew enters a mall.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

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What did batman say to robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

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A man in a wheelchair walks into a bar... ...wait a second.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

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Yeah sure comment below, and soylent green is fucking people! Moral: "You are judging the spitting image of yourself, except that you are doomed to remain ignorant and judgmental"

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What's worse than eating poop for your whole life? Nothing really, you've got serious problems if you have another option...

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What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

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What did chad do when he found the grape? He ate it.

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It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He was butchered on the farm for chicken fingers.

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