- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a murderer.

Yo mama's so fat that she has a heart condition.

Q: What do you call a Chelsea fan on the moon? A: A Problem. Q: What do you call 100 Chelsea fans on the moon? A: An even bigger problem. Q: What do you call all the Chelsea fans on the moon? A: Problem solved hahaha Q: What would you get if Newcastle were relegated? A: 45,000 more Chelsea fans

What did the father say to his son, who incidently shot his brother while they were playing with a gun home alone? "It happens." He then hung himself.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Mark Mark who? Mark Jennings. Oh hey, Mark, come in.

Doctor Doctor, I keep getting horrible boils all over my face! Okay then. Take off your underwear and we'll see what's going on.

how many babies does it take o paint a house depends on how hard you throw them

What falls down, but never gets back up? A dead person.

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. The chicken was run over by a truck before he could get to the other side

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimers, Cheese on toast.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

What happend to the murderer who ate people? He was sent to jail for a number of years and now is having work done to stop him from eating people

Why did little Susie fall off the cliff? I pushed her.

how does an Arab scare someone He does a countdown

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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