- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

What do you call a black lady with big boobs? Oh, wait, it's just a fat black guy.

Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

What is the best thing in the world? The opposite of the worst thing in the world.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

What's stupid a light bulb.

Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

I told my wife she was like a fine wine She asked if it was because she improves with age. I told her yes All was well.

Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

What's a Mexicans favourite video game? It depends on his/her personal preferences.

Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

why was six afraid of seven It wasnt. numbers are not sentient or tangible and thus are incapable of feeling fear

What is Wonder Woman's drug of choice? Heroine.

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