- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't John ride a bicycle? Because he is a fish.

So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

How do I want to die? From Chuck Norris killing me, that would be an honor.

What's the difference between a jew and pizza? A Jew is human and pizza is food.

Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

people can be soooo loud!!!!!!! sooo loud that they wake up helen keller!!!!!!

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

Why couldn't the rich dumbass get into colledge? He couldn't open the door

roses are brown violets are brown who shit on my garden?

what can you give to a millionaire to make him happy? sex

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