- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what kind of dog can tiptoe

How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

What was Tiger (from Whinnie the Pooh) looking for in the toilet? Pooh

Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

a blond and a brunet jump of a bridge who hits the ground first ....... the brunet because the blond has to ask for directions

A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's

What do people call baby cats in Alabama? Kittens.

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

Crowded elevator smell different to midget-Confucius say.

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

The joke below this comment is stupid. Lets go Mets

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh?

What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

Why didn't the man jump out of his window when his house was on fire? Because he is afraid of heights.

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

What do you do if a black man throws a gernade at you? You take the pin out, and throw it back.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin get in the car.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

How do you get a clown off a swing? You kill him with an axe

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