- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

*Click* "Hello you have reached a pre-recorded voice at the suicide hotline. We regret to inform you that our consultant has suffered a recent bout of depression due to the sheer volume of calls he has received." "His body was found this morning, hanging from a tree." [L]

Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

why does gamma not smile because he has strokes

LeBron James: Kobe, i got a ring will you stop making fun of me? Kobe Bryant: Yes Kobe and Michael Jordan: LeBron asked if he gets a ring if we'll stop making fun of him LeBron James: Hey Kobe why didn't you answer when i called? Kobe Bryant: Sorry, I only heard it ring once

whats in a red suit with a white beard and jolly......st.nick jerking of and blowwing a load in your stocking while taking a shit on you coffee table before theen hanging it back up over the fire place

Seven

Q: What kind of time is it when you fall from a ladder and are moments from landing straight on a operational circle saw? Moral: ITS TIME TO SPLIT!

A sloth walked into the dentists he was confused

True or false , is it hotter in the summer or in the city? False, because blue monkeys don't eat orangutan bones.

Why did the cop pull the black guy over because he was speeding

Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Therefore, I am a potato.

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Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? She is a goner.

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

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Click "Hello you have reached a pre-recorded voice at the suicide hotline. We regret to inform you that our consultant has suffered a recent bout of depression due to the sheer volume of calls he has received." "His body was found this morning, hanging from a tree." [L]