- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

what came first the chicken or the chips

What's clear on the outside and grey on the inside? An elephant in a plastic bag.

Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

Skinny guy: Hey wanna hear a yo mama joke? Fat mother: Hey you wanna die?

Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

Lisa: Omg Karen, just had sex with Ben, his weiner was sooo tiny lol. Ben: I think you sent me the wrong text.

Why did the teacher get mad at the student? Because he ran over him with a car.

Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

So I was walking down the street the other day, I went to the shop.

what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

Why did Johnny throw his money on the floor? Because he was giving it to charity

What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

People who find just saying 69 is the funniest thing ever.

Did you know that Claire Seiter likes to drinkapplseiter? No. Oh well she does..

Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows, it's impossible to determine the motivations of an animal that is incapable of speech.

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

A blonde was told to go to the into the nearby swimming pool and sniff the Scratch-and-Sniff sticker on the bottom. Once at the bottom, she quickly realized that it was not a good idea and swam back to the surface.

slaughter the mussies #EDL

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