- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

my grandpa has the heart of a lion, and a permanent ban to the zoo.

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

what is worse than joel an infested asshole

A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas. Nothing. He was Jewish.

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

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Yo momma's so fat, she's most likely to be at risk of high cholesterol and should probably get herself tested at her nearest health clinic.

2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

What did the one alcoholic say to the other? We are both alcoholics

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Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

What is the most confusing day for chavs? Fathers day

What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

it was all Tagart

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

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