What is 33 + 1? Penis

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The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

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Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

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1 + 1 ? Hmm, I don't know, maybe 2 but I could be wrong.

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A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

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caoimhin you satan of CHRIST IM A DICIPLE OF CHRIST UNLIKE YOU

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What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

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Knock knock. Who's there- oh wait, I don't care. Get away from my house or I am going to call the police.

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North Korea is red. Amerika is blue. But they both split blood. All over you

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Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

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What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

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There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

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Flowers are colors Love me

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If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

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Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

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what did the man do when he was at the end of his rope? he bought more rope.

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why does everyone like this website? ... because every other joke a little baby is dying.

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a mulslim wlaks past a bomb shop on his way to join the international peace club

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You had 10 bricks on an airplane, you throw one. How many do you now have? 9. How do you get the elephant in the fridge? Open the fridge put the elephant in. How do you get the giraffe in the fridge? Open the fridge, take the elephant out, put the giraffe in. There was an animal meeting, all animals were invited. Which animal was missing? The giraffe, because he's still in the fridge. An old woman wants to cross a river that was full of crocodiles. How does she cross without getting eaten? The crocodiles were at the animal meeting, so she got across safely. She dies anyways. What happened? She was hit by the brick.

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titanic vs 9/11 who would win? Well the titanic backwards is a ship which saves lives and 9/11 backwards is a building on fire spitting out airplanes

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If i knew people where coming i would have trimed my antlers

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A 3 year old child walks into his parents having intercorce the child asked "mommy what were you and daddy doing" she says "sex" the child was scarred for life.

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Knock Knock! Who is there? Me. Let me in. Oh, okay, Come in.

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There were two muffins in an oven. They were forgotten about by the baker so they cried, caught fire, burned to death, and formed a medium-sized pile of ashes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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