- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

What's better than winning the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

Student: May i go to the toilet? Teacher: What for? Student: To open the chamber of secrets!

What did the homeless man say to his friends? He doesn't have any friends.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One you can smash with a hammer and the other is just a watermelon.

Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

Your mom is so dumb that all of society says she was poorly educated.

What do you do if you run over a black man? Call an ambulance... he's probably about to die.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who. giggle

A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? It's funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

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