what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

A retarded man walks into a bar and everyone was polite about his disability.

a group of jews went to a factory to apply for jobs. Only one came out.

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What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

I'm HIV positive.

Yo mama is so stuPid that she blew a man for bus money then walked home

why is 6 afraid of 7? i don't know, ask 6

Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

A apple a day keeps gramar away.

Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

When is it unlucky to see a black cat? When you are a mouse.

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

i am blue you are red ive got a face look at it look at it i say

Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

Why didn't the oven turn on? Because nothing turned it on.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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