Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

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What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

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Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

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Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium BATMAN! Oh cemetery jokes

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SBB

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Why did the man cross the road? To get to the homeless shelter.

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Ya Mums so fat when she stood on the scales it came up with my phone number

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123 f*ck off

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4 people: A pilot, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a little kid, are all on an airplane with only 3 parachutes, when the plane's engine explodes and starts to go down. But the pilot makes an emergency landing at a nearby airport and everybody is okay.

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I'm gay.

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Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

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What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

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What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHH!

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A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

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whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

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A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

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Little Justin's bike has a flat tire has a flat tire. He asks his dad to inflate it. "Sure Justin I can fix that for you." Said his father. But he overinflates the tire, causing the tire to explode and ignite the chemicals. The house burns to the ground, killing Justin and his parents. The fire then spreads and the hole city burns. 50,000 people die.

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Why was the black man pulled over? Racism still lingers in today's society.

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How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

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Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

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What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

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If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

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Anti Joke

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