- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

A man walks into a convenient store and asks the cashier where the toilet paper is. She says aisle five. He goes down aisle five and there's no toilet paper.

Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

When is a car not a car? When it's scrapped and turned into license plates.

A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

Why are watermelons green? 9, because cows like to eat grass.

There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

Whats the leading cause of death Life.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Can't Sing, Or Ryhme

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

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