- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend? I have AIDS.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

whats not funny and has access to a computer and reasonable internet? Me

Why was the boy hanging from the ceiling? He was sad

Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she had no arms. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

what do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question ................

Q. What did little John get from reading this. then wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest

Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

what do women and men have in common? nothing, women are inferior

your so vein that doctors find you really helpful when giving you injections

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

What's Green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics? Not being retarded.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

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