What did the duck say to the pickle? Quack

If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

Just got back from the corner store. Bought 3 corners.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farm was sold and he had no other place to go.

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs at noon, and 3 legs in the afternoon? A dog that got its hind legs chopped off, and then only got 1 prosthetic one.

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Knock knock whos there? Jake jake who? jake from state farm, and i'd like to tell you about our insurance company

Roses are red Violets are blue What about pansies

What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

Why did Doris need a hip replacement Because she fell down the stairs

A Priest and a young child walk into a dark alley.... It leads to a church and he talks to the young boy about God

my penis

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a red corvette? i don't have a red corvette in my garage

What's a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

there was a black man his head looked like a peanut

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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