- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once upon a time, there were a lot of Jews......

There's a god, just kidding.

A Korean, a Japanese, a Muslim, a Christian, a Jew, a Chinese and a member of Isis are enjoying a friendly game of poker. The Korean man kills everyone because he has a life threatening illness that prevents him from using his brain. The worst news though was that the he lost the game of poker.

Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

Two women that are both blonde were driving together down a hill. Suddenly, the brakes fail and one blonde says "Oh no, we're gonna crash. The blonde in the passenger seat says "Don't worry, there's a stop sign." Then the blonde driver says "I'm not dumb okay, that's yield sign.

Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

Knock Knock. Doors open

So a woman walks into a store... There's a lamp selling for $5.99. She buys it because she thinks that's a pretty good deal.

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

What does a Jew and an oven have in common? Bagels.

Guy- Wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah, it's too long. Girl- Wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Nah, you'll never get it.

knock knock who's there? dave dave who? dave suddenly burst into tears as his grandmothers altzimers became so serious she forgot his name

How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

where was the heart of ocean found. madelain mcanns urn

what is this joke about? - i don't know i am still writing the j

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

You know why Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes? ... because he uses the best ingredients

Whats the difference between a car and a baby? I would have a hard time throwing a car.

You: Why did hitler go to hell? Them: Why? You: You're an idiot.

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

Knock knock. who's there? your dead cat, here you go.

How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool.

jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

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