- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roommate 1: I want to make food but I'm not going to Roommate 2: Why not? Roommate 1: Because I'm tired and lazy.

So, a Hispanic, Jewish, Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "Aren't you tired of this?"

Knock, Knock. Lol jk, we all know knock knock jokes fricken suck.

why did the squirrel cross the road? -because it was stapled to the chicken.

why did hitler hate the jews... because the nazies had to pay the gas bill

What came first the egg or the hen? your mother did, when I had sex with her last night.

What did Stephen Hawking say to a prostitute? Push me, and then just touch me, Till I can get my, Satisfaction.

How do you get a clown off of your property? You ask him politely to get off and if he doesn't, you should contact the authorities immediately.

whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

your momma is so poor that she is on welfare.

What did the boy say 9+9 was? The Holocaust

Q) What do you get when you cross a brown chicken with a brown cow? A) An abomination

Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON. And Michael Jackson was a child molester.

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

can't you hear that TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT, TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT flute (nicki minaj in a past life listening to a symphony)

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

A blond is on her way driving to the airport when she sees the sign "Airport left." She made a left turn and got to her flight on time.

Whats fast, dead and make of CGI. Paul Walker

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender How do you get them out? Straw

Yo momma's so ugly that she could not find another partner after the tragic death of your father

What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

What's the best sound in the world? Children screaming

What's small, black and at the top of a burning building? Oh shit - I forgot my baby

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