- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Does an albino chameleon turn different shades of white?

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

What's green and blue? yellow

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

One,two,skip a few... five,six,seven,eight...(and so on ad infinitum)

what is worst than 1 bee stings two bee stings what is worst than two bee stings holocaust what is worse than three bee stings getting raped by a giant scorpion

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

What's the best sound in the world? Children screaming

hey i just met you and this is crazy... but loose my number and keep the baby LOL

Q. How do you punish Helen Keller? A. Rearrange the furniture in her room

What's long and black The unemployment line

How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

How many police does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they all beat the room for being black.

Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Knock, knock. Who's there? George. George who? Oh sorry, I thought this was number 52. my mistake.

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

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