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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Barman: Why the long face? Horse: To support my twelve molars and twelve premolars which help me chew grass so I can swallow it properly.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

What did a blonde and a Puerto Rican name their baby? Joshua, after the blonde's grandfather who passed away a year earlier.

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side Why did the lollipop cross the road ? It was stuck to the chicken's head Why did the chicken commit suicide ? He couldn't get the lollipop off its head

sometimes when im bored i dress in white pour water on the ground and roll around in it and pretend im a papertowel

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, Oh shit, my garden is on fire

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Gerald: Hey did you know I was named AFTER Abraham Lincoln? Gloria: Because he was born in the 1800's and you were born and named many years afterward? Gerald: Ah... I guess I emphasized that joke a little to much - I'm sorry this conversation happened

How do you wake up a black man? You stab him in the thigh.

No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

What did Robin say to Justin Beiber? You're gay. Angus L.

If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken.

Why didn't Michael Jackson celebrate his birthday? He's dead.

What's green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A pool table

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

Two muffins were in a microwave. One muffin said, 'It's getting hot in here." What did the other muffin say? Nothing, muffins can't talk.

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

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