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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a nice evening.

What did the chicken say to the black guy? Nothing, humans and chickens can not communicate.

Daniel G. Likes to perve on the boys in the locker room. Change quick guys!

Why couldn't the boy watch the R-rated movie? Cuz he was blind.

MAKE TEA NOT WAR!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, come at me again and I'll punch you

What do you call a black woman who had 4 abortions? A Crimestopper

A bear walks in a restaurant and asks for a table for one. Meanwhile, everyone else in the restaurant is freaking out because there is a bear in there

Korean man, "Hi, I'm the President of North Korea!" Man, "Oh wow! What's your name?" Korean man, "Kim."

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple

why is my wife crying? because she doesn't like tomatoes

Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

There are only three kind of people: people who can count and people that can't count

how did the fat man get up the stairs he walked

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue Why do the following sentences never have anything to do with the roses and violets?

why did victor sell half of club getaway because he wants a partner why did david buy the half because victors dying

why did the shark bite the surf board? It thought it was turtle.

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A blonde keeps walking down her driveway to her mailbox.Finally, her neighbor asks, "Why?" The blonde replies, "The computer says I've got mail."

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Shoot it.

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