Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

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What is green and would kill you if it fell out of a tree and onto your head? A pool table.

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

Why did the woman cross the road? Trick question, she didn't because she was in the kitchen.

What's the difference between a nutcracker and a can of tomato soup? Oh... I don't know, I was asking you.

What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

Why did the man sit on the chair? Because he was tired of standing

Why did the man lose the poker match in the jungle? He was playing a cheetah.

What do you call a man with no arms and half an eye? Larry -Jack Sparrow

Why was the boy sad? His parents died in a horrible accient earlier that day.

What lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japanese People

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -George. -George Who? -George Carpenter, Remember? We were in the same class in third grade. -Come on in!

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

A man attempts to rob a bank. The police are called and the robber is arrested for attempted robbery.

Moby Stick, the Great White Twig

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a speeding moped.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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