- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

Joker: Knock knock Batman: Who's there Joker: Not your parents

Whats bigger than 'burger king'? A. burger

Jake: Where's Waldo Me: Where? Jake: I don't know

If pro is the oppisite of con what is the oppiste of progress Congress

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

Why was the little boy sad? Because his dog died

If you're American outside of the bathroom, then what are you inside the bathroom? An American inside of a bathroom.

Why couldn't kitty drink it's milk?\ It's face was nailed to the floor

whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

Q:What did the scissors say to the paper? A: Nothing, cause thier scissors and paper they don't talk..

What do you call a paralyzed man on a fishing boat? Robert

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Why is the sky blue? Because it is

bangers and mash?

my hand is a DOLPHIN!

If I fly my canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, then how many lollipops does Obama have? None, because dogs can't use flashlights.

What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar together. They discuss the fundamentals and aspects of Religion.

Q. Whats blue and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket Q. whats green and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket in disguise.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

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