A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar together. They discuss the fundamentals and aspects of Religion.

bangers and mash?

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

Why is the sky blue? Because it is

Lol XD,now that is bad ass of you to say that, what about her, does she get to go around too?

I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

whats worse than the holacost? your mom giving you cubes in your drink when you requested crushed instead

Roses are red violets are blue this poem makes no sense refrigerator.

Q) What do you get when you cross a brown chicken with a brown cow? A) An abomination

Adam Thomas is homosexual

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

Why does everyone treat Jesus as some sort of saint for making five thousand people bread, when Hitler made six million people toast?

Who are the faster readers? New Yorkers, they through 110 stories in 5 seconds

How many dead babies can you fit in a tire? It depends on the size of the tire.

Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

Why was the man so cold? He was in a fridge

Why is it bad to smoke in a public place? Because secondhand smoke may cause lung cancer.

69.

black people

A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Are you a tree? A: No.

you know what hurts, a revolver bullet in your brain.

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

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