- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

What is the difference between a white gut and a black guy? The level of melanin in their skin.

Q: How many Marys does it take to drive you crazy? A: Just one ::stares at Mary Annoyingly::

Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

Q: What's the meaning of life? A: A bush, have you ever been dragged through one? It hurts.

How can you outsmart Stephen Hawking? Steal the wheels of his chair and replace them with a dolphin.

what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

What happens when a girl sticks her head in a birthday cake? She gets a toothpick stuck in her eyebrow. Trust me..I know.

What do an elephant and a grape have in common? Well, depending on your ideological views they are either both God's creations or two examples of species which have evolved over time. That is all.

How many ants are in the kitchen? None. We killed them all.

Two men walk into a bar. You would think at least one of them would've seen it.

What did the bus say to the short bus? Heh, you're retarded..

Knock knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible...

What did the kid with turrets say? Many swear words but he can not be blamed for this because he has a disease that make him unable to control many of the things he says.

A priest and a rabbi walks into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "is this some kind of joke?".

What did the girl say when she got her period? Nothing, why would she want anyone to know?

What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

A priest, a rabbi and a mullah walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the three, laughs and says "Please leave now, God is dead"

What would the Swatch be called if it was made by a Croatian company? A Crwatch.

Patient: Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Doctor: That's because you are. Patient: Wow, I need to lay off the mushrooms.

The original anti joke. What is jeopardy?

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

I'm a Banker. A woman asked if I could check her balance... So I pushed her off a cliff.

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