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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

Why did the dog die? He was old

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

Why did the plane crash? Because, it's pilot was a bagel.

one day a guy walks into a bar. he buy's a drink then walks hapily home by Mad James

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You've been in robotics too long if you start talking to your tools. You've been in there way too long if they start talking back!

What's better then petting a lion? Petting a lion and not getting eaten

how do you make a quiet person talk? you water-board them

What is Hitler's favourite Yu-Gi-Oh card? Blue Eyes, White Dragon.

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

Have you heard the one about the dead guy? Neither has he.

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

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What did the daddy hamster say to the baby hamster? Nothing. Male hamsters eat their young.

What happens when an Asian with a boner walks into a wall? He breaks his nose

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends what its name is.

What kind of words did the terrorist say on his date? His last ones.

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

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roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry time for lunch :D

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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