- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

Two octopuses are swimming in the ocean. Suddenly a scuba diver spots one of the octopus. The octopus looks at the human and swims away.

There is a very old lady at the bottom of a long flight of steep stairs with a large amount of groceries piled up in her hands. How did she make it to the top?? She walked.

What did the boy get for his birthday? Older.

What do you call an Englishman, an Irishman and a Chineseman playing football? 3 friends playing their favourite sport.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

What is worse than getting stung by a wasp? Getting raped by a sexually frustrated bear.

How do you make a dog say meow? Freeze it and put it through a woodchipper. (MEROWRRRR)

What do humans and trees have in common? -If you hit them with an ax multiple times, they fal down

So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

A black man walks into a bar and he orders a margarita. The bartender says that the margaritas are exceptionally delicious in this bar. He was right.

Did i just hear a joke about birds? No? Well this is Hawkward.

What did Pablo experience during his first day in private school? the atmosphere of a private school

What do you call a Mexican that doesn't have a lawn mower? An honest working induvidual that just so happens to live in the city and does not own a lawn mower

What's awesome and looks like a pumpkin? An awesome pumpkin.

Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

What do you call a flying Jew? Smoke

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

Why didn't Johnny go to the party? He was aborted as a fetus

The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

Does an albino chameleon turn different shades of white?

Your mom came to my house last night. We played chess.

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