- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a person with disabilities? Names.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

Why did a homeless man eat another man's face off? Because he was hungry.

6 in every 9 people find a dirty reference in every joke. This statistic is in fact false, as 5 in 9 people actually find a dirty reference.

Whats the difference between a prostitute and crack dealer? One sells addicting drugs, while the other exploits her vagina for money. Either way, they're both illegal.

Q:How many dead babies fit in a bathtub? A:It depends on the bathtub, but if all of them were the same size, babies also differ in size and sometimes shape. If all bathtubs and babies are the same, the number would be 1, because every baby will be as big as the bathtub.

A:knock, knock B:who's there A:come in B:come in who A:me I'm gay

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

ask me what my temperpedic bed is like. ''whats it like?'' i dont know ive never had one actully.

drugs.

''Today is Star Wars day :)'' ''Why's that?'' ''guess'' ''I don't know :/'' ''It's May the 4th!'' ''And?'' ''May the 4th be with you :p''

Why does 1 + 1 = 2? ....seriously P

Q:whats the wost thing that can happen to you when you find something? A:not finding something

What's the difference between Elisabeth Fritzl and Pope John Paul II? Pope John Paul II wasn't imprisoned and raped continuously over a 24 year period in a horrific act of cruelty by his father

How many dueche bags does it take to change a light bulb? 0 They're two complete unrelated things

Why did the mother stop breastfeeding her son? Because he was twenty five.

What do you call it when a dead man has his wallet stolen? Rob Zombie.

How did the guy fall off the roof? He was pushed

What did Bambi say to her mother when her mother was killed? Nothing. Bambi's a deer. Duh.

What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

A bra walks into a dyslexic man.

Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

What do you call an old widow with 12 cats? Forever alone.

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