Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

Q: How do you win the tour defrance if you have one nut? A: Hard work and dedication.

A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

belly button

Paper or plastic? Yes...

the world is made out of 4 things. protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons

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What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries! -by Ross

Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

Why don't you run over a black guy on a bike? Because It's probably your bike..

Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: I got NoEyeDeer!!!

What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

What's blue and looks just like water? Water.

how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

What happens if u call a black kid names? He tells an adult and u get in trouble

A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

Why did Chuck Norris fall of the cliff? Because he was pushed.

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

Dogta I don got da aids yeah? Well Sigh... Man I am so sorry, I got the positive, and the uh.. Good news... Whats the good news? I hate you! Whats the positive news? You dont have teh aids.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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