How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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what do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet? last years hide and go seek champion

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How did the newborn baby come out of a man? It was ejaculated as a sperm from his testicles

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What did the black boy find on his doorstep A package from his grandparents in Australia

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz "Somebody left the gate open"

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How come Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, but Goofy can talk and Pluto can't? Because Goofy can walk on two legs, and is therefore superior to Pluto in Walt Disney's eyes.

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Why did the man with no arms fall of his bike? Someone threw a washing machine at him

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What's worse than finding 7 dead babies in a bin? Finding one is missing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the gay's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To see if he can make before the car hits him.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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What's the most confusing day in the ghetto? Fathers day.

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What is the only day of the year when you're guaranteed to find me? The day I kill you.

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What's yellow, long, hard, and moves up and down? A banana in an elevator...

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PLEASE HELP IM TRAPPED IN SOME GUYS HOUSE PLEASE SOMEBODY HAS TO SEE THIS IF I TEXT HE WILL SEE IT IM AT

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Why wasn't the tractor moving? Because the farmer was killed in a drive-by shooting.

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whats yellow? lots of things.

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What's worse than tripping over a tree root? The destruction of the ancient city of Pompeii in A.D. 79. Though tripping over a tree root may hurt and result in the victim bleeding profusely, we live in the 21st century and at any time can call a doctor using a cellular device called a phone. In A.D. 79, no technology in this category existed. People were overpowered by the rage of a mountain that they believed was a sign of the wrath of the heavens. People had to flee the city and a majority of them we killed by either inhaling to much smoke or other causes. This continued for over 18 hours. Therefore, the destruction of Pompeii is far worse than tripping over a tree root.

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A man walks into a bar. Oh, wait, no. It was a horse. So... A man walks into a horse

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I read my Uncle an anti-joke. He is still wondering why it made no sense to him.

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Buzi vagy!

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Knock, Knock. Lol jk, we all know knock knock jokes fricken suck.

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Yo Momma Is Soooo Fat She Is Highly Obese

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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