A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

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What's clear on the outside and grey on the inside? An elephant in a plastic bag.

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Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

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Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

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Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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Lisa: Omg Karen, just had sex with Ben, his weiner was sooo tiny lol. Ben: I think you sent me the wrong text.

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why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

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What's brown and sticky? Shit.

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A blonde walked into a bank. She deposited her check, thanked the teller, and promptly left.

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Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.

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What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

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Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

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What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

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Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

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what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

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What do you call a man who has lost both his legs, one arm, and half his eye? Larry

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Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

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What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

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why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

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A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

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How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

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YEAH THEY DO!

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Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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