Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

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What's more dangerous, a big rock or a small one? It doesn't matter. You can blame my mom for having me.

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What did the homeless man get for his birthday? AIDS

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flink geit, nei ikkke kneck bena hans jeh er på "forgiftnings avdelingen" third flor deen ask arund I mena i am the ønly guy in the world named Angelo Nero, so ull find me, srsly, got some ritalin on u? Do not respond, u know am not into drugz, but i waanna stay awak, get the detailz, remembeeer if you kicke his nuts, you get paid, if not go back. God jobb gutta, seriøst, kaffipiller ritalin, stimulanter? Not opiats, come with my phon so i can fuuk this netwerk,.. Ps: Okay break his leg, but ust one, hurry up remembr, cut his tungue (it grows bak jes) then tell dem you save him, you can be heroews, goat, tell fingern that when im bak, we are takin a trip on da limo, galz included becuz Mr.Black is the gentz. NO MOR REPLYES whre u? I want my phone not answrs her. Nero is a fucking demoppsn

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hello i hav a growing interes in math and arithmetic especially when it involves pi if u are still reading this you either didnt realize that this was a joke or just didnt care but most likely it means that the first line interested or bored u and u wanted to find out wut the rest was u like????

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Why did Martha Stewart's skin hurt? My friend has a skin condition :( and is dying, skin cancer is not something to make fun of.

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You wanna hear a touching story? Once a pon a time you died. The end. (all anti jokes posted by me will be adressed with -blarg)

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Knock, knock who's there? Steve Evans. Steve Evans who? You've already forgotten me? We just met on Eharmony yesterday.

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Roses are red, violets are blue; So give me head, or I queue you!

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how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

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Llamaworm

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010010101210001010 You dirty girl

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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Whats green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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What did the kitten say to the ant? Nothing, it was dead. - Driiiftz

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Q : What is the similarity between me and my friend? A : We both are crazy

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Why was the man in a great deal of pain? Because he was hit in the face with a sack of potatoes.

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Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Why did Jimmy fall off of his bike? Well, he was always known for his lack of balance.

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What have the TV programmes Shameless, The Jeremy Kyle Show and Benidorm all have in common? They are all examples of modern British society

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A priest a rapist and a child molester walk into a bar. He orders a drink

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what good about eatting every night knowing that a african want

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