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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So, a man walks into a doctor's office. He says, "Doctor, it hurts when I bent my arm like this." The doctor tells the man that it is simply a sprained muscle after thorough examination.

What did John name his dog? Doggy

Your mommas so dumb she had to climb a glass wall to see what was on the other side! But the glass was slippy so she never saw what was on the other side.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot!

Why the moron throw the clock out the window? Because he was a moron.

A man and a bird are on the edge of a cliff. The man falls off and dies and the bird flies away because birds can fly and people can't.

Whats a dogs favorite thing to eat? Food.

Hickory Dickory Dock, Three mice ran up the clock, the clock struck 1, and the other 2 escaped with minor injuries

What do you do when your baby won't stop crying. Slit its throat

Why did the kid get on the bus. Because he had to go home

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Vacuum, purple, zebra.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

Why did Emily fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Emily.

knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me Doa Kong Oh, Hi! Come on in.

What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The police, your father just died in a boat accident.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

A kid walks into a bar, everyone fled the bar because they were all afraid of goats

What's worse than a work in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing the same joke repeated thousands of times on anti-joke.com.

Writing is hard Poems are strong I am muslim And this is a bomb.

Britney got to the top of the building. What did she do next? She jumped off to end her miserable life

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