What do you say to a fat guy working out congrat him and tell him he's doing a great job and keep up the work

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I met this girl and we really got along, then one night she tied me up, I thought she was getting kinky...then she ripped my face off....

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knock knock. who is there ? nobody.you have no friends.

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What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

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what do you do when mrs curaba gets heated through a fridge at her so she can cool down

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

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what do mexicans and grass have in common You find them both in your front yard

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So, a Turtle, a Giraffe, and a Hippopotamus walk into Stop-N-Shop. They are quickly excorted out and the Zoo is contacted to take the wild animals. The Manager wonders why they were there in the first place.

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What do you call 100 black men at the bottom of the ocean? A scuba group because during these hot summer months they like to cool off and go scuba diving.

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What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? an email from PETA

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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What has eyes but can't see? Helen Keller. What has ears but can't hear? A field of corn.

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Why did the chicken fall down? Because it wanted to have fun

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whats the difference between me and callum ? one soul.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, these two statement are obvious unless you are color blind

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A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

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What did the black man say to the Hispanic? Lovely weather we're having.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he looked behind him and saw a pedophile penis in his ass.

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Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

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So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

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What do you call 55,000 clowns exiting a small car? Fiction.

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Why does Hilter hate Jews? He's incapable of hating because he's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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