- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

Your momma's so fat she has diabetes.

What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

george goodburn is secretly mexican

Who is yellow and cant drive straight. A man dying of lukemia

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

Q: What's black, long, and floppy? A: Black Licorice

Q: How to fit 10 babies in a suitcase? A: By blender Q: How to get the babies out of the suitcase? A: Using a straw.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

people can be soooo loud!!!!!!! sooo loud that they wake up helen keller!!!!!!

What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

Engage in a lively debate with a friend, and when they are about to stump you, respond to whatever they say next with "What does that have to do with the price of tea in China?"

Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

Who is John Galt?

How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

GIRL: Honey, for a holiday we should go someplace nice BOY: How will that work, none of us speak Mexican...

whats hairy and crys your mom

Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't get back up? She had no legs.

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

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