- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

Yo mama soooooo dumb! You should really take her to a doctor, she might actually suffer from mental retardation, I'm just concerned about her.

Q: What is a laptop that sings? A: A Dell

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

I like my women like I like my coffee... 2 cream 1 sugar.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

What's half of 8? o

if my evil next door neighbor is building a rocket to steal the moon with the help of 3 little girls, a grumpy old man and about 5000 small yellow poeple; what do i do? get sued for coping a copyrighted movie plot

Whats black and yellow and makes you laugh? A bus full of niggers driving of a cliff

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she get up? She had no legs. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Women age like a fine wine: sediment develops as they lose their tannins, and earthy notes of oak and mineral develop in their flavor profile, giving them a lengthened finish.

The black man at the narcotics anonymous meeting said, "oh, this isn't bingo is it?" then walked out of the room feeling mildly embarassed.

So a horse walks into a bar, oh wait Sarah Jessica Parker

Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

How do you get a horse to stop humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

Whats the difference between a pizza and a baby? Humans don't eat babies, other than a Cannibals because some tend to eat babies.

What's the best rabbit for a black person?

What did the camel say to the polar bear at the bar? "Uuuhhrrhrhhh"

Why did the Hindu eat the Mongolian? He tried, the Mongolian raped him.

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