joe diragi whacks off his dog

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

Whats black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Sometimes i like to stand on my chair and pretend that i am a carrot.

no.

A woman walked out of the kitchen.

Whats the difference between a black bird and a white bird? Their colour

Want to hear a joke? Womens rights.

Why was the teen boy shirtless? He was mauled by tigers.

Why did Jimmy eat the apple? Because he was obese and needed to eat healthy because his doctor suggested it.

how many babies does it take to paint a house depends on how hard you throw em

BOB:i feall like a hotdog JOE:u r what u eat BOB:no wonder your a d!(k JOE:f*** u

silver bullet?

A guy with a severe attention deficit walks into a bar and... oh, look, the sky is pretty... wait, what was I saying ?

your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

Your mamma's so dumb, we are seriously worried she might hurt herself.

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Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

Why is this the best day of 10 year old Johnny's life? His parents were killed in 9/11, and Osama Bin Laden has been found and killed. What, Too soon?

When Gronkowski spikes the ball, 20 children die.

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