- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The man walked into the church and stayed there.

roses are red and violets are blue so is your mums fanny

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

Your mamas so poor she cant even afford to support a family

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Q: Why does a zebra have stripes? A: Because Sarah Jessica Parker is a horse.

why did the homosexual man cross the road? to get to his gay partner.

white or wheat? wheat please.

Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

There's two sausages in a pan.. One says "Wow it's hot in here" The other says... "agrhhh a talking sausage"

how do you get a cat out of a tree? shoot it

How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

How do you stop a black man from drowning Get your foot off of his head

Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

How do you make time fly? Develop a flying suit to put on a sun dial.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 was a sixoffender!

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

Whats The Meaning Of Life? 42. But everyone has their own perception so you have your own answer so why the heck did i write this joke. Oh wait Im writing still. The answer is 42.

What did the black man do when his car was rear-ended? He exchanged insurance information with the other driver.

Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

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