- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get my ball back.

What's the difference between a piano and a goldfish? One's a piano, the other is a goldfish.

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

Q. Why did the squirrel cross the road? A. Because it was stapled to the chicken.

If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

Whats worse than being a black guy? NOTHING.

Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

There are two types of people in this world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

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Two men are walking along the Great Wall of China. "Do you know how many years it took to build this?" one man asked. "Yes," the other replied. "Me too."

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

What is brown and sticky? A stick

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