A woman walks into a bar. Guys aren't the only ones walking into bars.

your mum

Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

Why did the chicken successfully cross the road? It didn't in the middle of the street it got hit by a car.

you know whats worse than being cold? being colder

A man is in the desert and he finds a lamp, he rubs the lamp and out comes a genie! The genie says "I can grant your three wishes, for releasing me from the lamp" The man says "I wish I didn't have AIDS".

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whats worse than gill? nothing

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17

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Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

What do you do when you see someone from the kkk? Accept what you saw and move on with your day

What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

Q: Whats black and hangs from a tree???? A: A tire!!!!!!!!!!!

Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Murder his family

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

what does matt daly like to do in his free time anal

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck had AIDS?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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