Why was the baby crying? Because it was on fire.

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What did one cow say to the other cow? Moo

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What's 2+2? Gonorrhea

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. At least that's what I've heard, I'm blind.

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whats worse than someone on the phone during a movie? your mother queefing on your bowl of cheerios

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A plane filled with English tourists is on it's way from Holland to Spain. It crashes in France. Where are the surviors buried? Survivors aren't buried.

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A Jew, a black man and a Christian enter a bar. Black people werent allowed in at the time so he was escorted out. The Jew And Christian have a blast and the time of their lives that night.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair... Fuzzy Wuzzy has cancer

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Why did the Fly die? Cause it died the average life span is 30 days.

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A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear turns to the rabbit and says "I have colon cancer."

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who's yellow , and looks like a bear? pudsey

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"Did you fall from heaven?...Cause your face is really messed up."

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You Know Wats Funny? Jokes....

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a black guy board a plane. Who gets kicked off first? The jew for his unruly behavior towards the flight attendant.

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A man jumped off a cliff. He died.

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why did the titanic sink, it was hit by a iceberg

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What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The ten year old in my trunk

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Why did the turtle take so long on his run? Because he never went on a run he walked.

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a man touches girls butt ...... she sharts her pants

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Why did Sally drop her Ice Cream Cone? Because her dog licked her butthole.

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When is a door not a door? When it's a pair of titties!

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Mommy, why did daddy leave? Because you touch yourself at night sweetie.

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What happened when the dinosaur walked into a lake? It got wet

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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