What do pebbles and Batman have in common. They're both pebbles. Except Batman.

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

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a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

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What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

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Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Someone born in the 1970s feeling self-righteous about defending the victims.

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Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

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when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

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Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

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YO FACE

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Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

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Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

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what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

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What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

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What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red pain is spilled on it.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

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Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

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Knock knock. Who's there? A bad joke.

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A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

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whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

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i just wrote this so hard

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What is the name of Steven Hawkins condom.... Anti virus

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Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

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