Q: What happened when Sophie broke her leg? A: She was taken to hospital where she was given a cast, and made a full recovery just in time for the Summer.

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What stops a fully black english man from marrying a fully chinese women, the language barrier of course!

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What did the tractor say when he lost his farmer? Where's my farmer??????

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Do you know why this joke isn't funny. It's punchline is bad.

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If Billy has 4 apples in his left hand and 6 apples in his right hand, what does he have? Very large hands.

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50 gay man and a homophobe are in a nightclub in Florida ...you know how the rest goes.

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Do you know what has always angered me about people not choosing to control their own lives Nero?

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What do Helen Keller, Stevie Wonder, and Ray Charles have in common? They were all mentioned in the previous sentence.

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what do you call a guy with no arm and legs laying by the door? Matt! what do you call a guy with no arms and legs floating on water Bob!

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What happened to the woman driver who drove to Tesco? Due to the pleasant traffic conditions, she arrived slightly earlier than expected and she finished her weekly shop in forty minutes. She returned home, once again in good traffic and ate a delicious lunch of sausages and chips.

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A man died and went to heaven. Luckily, he was resuscitated by a trained medical professional, and after a stern warning from his doctor, he lost weight, limited the cholesterol in his diet, and went on to live a very happy and healthy life.

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Whats Worse that 10 babies stapled to 1 tree? 1 Baby stapled to 10 trees

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because a tree fell on her. Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He looked both ways and saw there was no traffic.

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Q: How do you make a clown frown? A: Hit it with an ax.

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What did Stephen Hawkins say to President Obama? He didn't his computer did.

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-Knock Knock - Who's there? - Child Protective Services, we have multiple reports of you abusing several of your children...

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What did Han Solo say to Chewy before they got in the Millennium Falcon? Chewy, get in the ship.

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What's the quickest way to a man's heart? A knife.

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Why did Sally fall off a tree? She wanted to get down

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What do you call a black male teacher? A: A Teacher .

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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I have a red ferrari and 20 dead babies in my garage. Didn't I have a blue ferrari?

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What did one cow say to the other cow? Moo

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