If I could Rearrange the alphabet, i would put U and Q together.

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When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

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knock knock whos there your mother open the door

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Going out for a quiet one, having a drink or two, and returning home.

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Wish me luck these are the ten numbers on my keno 19 65 80 2 34 72 68 22 12 8

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Only in your math books can Carlos buy 14 cantaloupes without hus sanity being questioned.

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knock knock? who's there? ivan ivan who? ivan. i want you to apologize for tooking their jobs the other day i said ivan who? i dont have a middle or last name

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whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

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whats big, white and will kill someone if it falls out of a tree? a refridgerater

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Why are some people so barbaric? Because some people are German.

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A woman was strolling around town when she turned into a dark alley. She was cold and scared. Suddenly a ferocious looking man jumped out with a knife. The end.

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Q: What do you call a white man with 5 black men? A: A friendly white man. Q: What do you call a white man with a hundred black man? A: A tourist in Kenya.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally murdered six's family

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Knock, Knock No one was home.

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josh sucks polish adams dick

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A man walks into a resteraunt and joins his friends. Then he realized he had no friends. ~YN~

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why did the chicken cross the road? to spend the night with his friend.

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A priest, a rabbi and a mullah walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the three, laughs and says "Please leave now, God is dead"

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rose are red so is u want to know why because i shot her

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Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice

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Q: Are their Jews in Hell? A: No, because Hitlers there

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What is 9 inches long, the same colour as my skin, and makes my girlfriend gag when I shove it down her throat? Her Miscarriage.

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