Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

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What's the difference between ice cream and babies? I don't stick babies in my freezer...

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70% of heroin addicts die at some point in their life.

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What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny cuase the robot had no arms.

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Why did the prostitute begin to cry when she saw the chinese patron's penis? His testicles are diced onions.

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why was the tolit stoped up. because it had phoo

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Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

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How do you make a person cry? Burn his family.

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Why did the man Jump of a bridge? Because he got sick of his life and he wanted to die.

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If Chuck Norris was really so awesome he would come and slam my head into the keyboard.

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whats the differnce between a cadilack and a pile of dead babies? theres no cadilack in the back of my car1 >.>

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What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

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Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

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What did the cow say to the chicken? - Muuuuhhhhhhhhh!

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why did the man die? Because he was robbing a bank and police used lethal weapons By- the duck

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, his mouth was full of it's intestines.

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A duck walks into a bar and orders 2 beers and a shot. The bartender says "That'll be four fifty." The duck says he doesn't have any money and asks if the bartender can put it on his bill. The bartender says "No." He then picked the duck up by the neck and raped him mercilessly. "That's what he gets" one patron said. "Yeah, he was asking for it"

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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What do you call a black man driving an airplane? A pilot.

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what is funnier then this joke? A jewish muslim that is asian, balck, and mexican,and is woomen crossing the border then geting shot and hung by a rope of dead babies

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What's funnier than the holocaust? Pretty much everything, the killing of 6 million people was a horrible part of our world's history, and is no laughing matter.

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Why was the black racist guy and the white racist guy, who 0hated each other, afraid of Michael Jackson? They didn't want to be the other each others color.

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