- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a naked man walks into a bar the police arrived 10 minutes

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What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

A black man walks into a bar. He is then beaten upon and hung, as this is the 50s.

What did the dead man say to his best friend? Nothing.

Who can walk on water? Not the guy in the wheelchair.

I slept through the Dark Knight movie....turns out I was pretty tired.

silver bullet?

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

What did the owl say when it fell out of the tree? Nothing. Owls don't talk.

XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" The grasshopper doesn't respond because he is a grasshopper and therefore can't talk.

Man one: Why does the moon look like a face? Man two: I don't know, why? Man one: I don't know either, that's why i asked....

What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

A man walks into a bar hes later assassinated and mourned by his family.

Do you know what's impossible? A chink whos not smart.

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Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

What's worse than watching paint dry or grass grow? Watching paint dry on grass.

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