- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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make me a sandwich! what kind?

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a M.afia boss so they put him in prison.

Roses are Red grass is greener every time i think of you i touch my weiner

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair... Fuzzy Wuzzy has cancer

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

THIS ONE IS MIIINE THIS ONE IS MIIINE I AM TOTALLY TIFA I AM TOTALLY TIFA! This one apparently.

Knock knock Who's there? Dishes Dishes who? Dishes a bad joke

What did the Scientist say after he created Frankenstein? - I just created Frankenstein.

What do you say to two cows? Hey cows.

A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge. Why did Sally fall off her bike? She was hit by a falling monkey and fridge.

What did the mother do when she find out her daughter left for the party? Nothing. She realized her daughter was old enough to make mature descions.

What did Mary say to Vishnikharmut? You're name is weird. What did Vishnikharmut say to Mary? Your grammar is incorrect.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? depends on how hard you throw them

Jake likes to have tickle parties with McCauley Culkin.

Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

Wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the girl next door.

Friend's sister: how many seconds are in 12 o'clock Friend: alot Friend's sister: WELL THEN 12 O'CLOCK IS A REWERJAJSBDKDJDHRJRJFHFKRJRIDBDKSBSDJ slams door

Why didn't the boy answer the phone when it was ringing? Because he had no arms to pick it up.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

what's the difference between 7 and 2? 5

Yo momma's so black, when yo poppa rides her, he says "Look! I'm Hiccup!"

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