Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

Q: What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's Jewish.

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Whats similar about an elephant and a plum? Theyre both gray, except for the plum

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What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

roses are red violets are blue you little stupid a*s b**ch i aint f***ing with you

how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Finding a half-eaten worm in your apple.

what's worse than stubbing your toe? a hospital fire.

one time someone wrote an anti-joke, hoping for lots of likes, which give one a sense of validation. nope.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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