What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because they are not

Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

"Why did the clown fall off the swing" "he was shot in the face"

Rachel: Wanna hear a conundrum? Robby: Sure! Racheal: Vampire Value card.

Why did the boy fall over? Because he got hit by a car. Follow forever.art7 on Insta.

If I became the president of the U.S.A I would change our national animal from eagle to smeagle. Like this if you agree. By Adam Chebali

What did Billy say to Timmy? Timmy! I'm so sorry. *Sniffles* I didn't mean to throw the fork that hard. Rest in peace Timmy...

A gay man takes another gay man home after a wild night at the city's top club. They choose to be safe and not have gay sex.

Q: How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: One

Why do women have boobs? In order to feed their infants

what is the coolest thing in the world? hashtag swagbag yolo

Yo momma's so stupid she comes up in a lot of jokes titled "yo momma jokes"

Don't count your eggs before you put them in a basket.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing???? she had down syndrome

Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

Roses are red Violets are blue Its 2 in the morning Go the f+%& to sleep.

why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

ARGH! LADY THAT SNAKE BIT MY PECKER! YOU HAVE TO SUCK THE POISON OUT NOW! OMG SURE, err...Meh, thats not a poisonous snake... Oh... dammit! I mean phew! Ouch ouch ouch!

Why did the Egg turn Purple Because it didnt turn blue.

oh no a butt!!!!!!!!!! your stubid oh wait your right ahhhhhhhhhh

What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

What do you call a black police officer? The drug dealer's inside man.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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