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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

What did the woman with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A diagnosis.

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

What's the only animal that has to be oiled? any animal I can think of

What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

Presidents are black Rappers are white Welcome to 2011

whats funnier than 24? your grammar, its more funny thank you.

Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg. Chickens evolved from their pre-historic ancestors who each laid an egg with a slight genetic mutation until one egg contained what is now classified as the modern chicken.

How do you know if your friend is dead? You shoot him in the face!

Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

whats white and sticky? a white stick

The Labour Party.

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

What did the piece of macaroni say as they boy was about to eat him? Nothing. Foods are uneducated and illiterate therefore unable to speak, and went into the boy's mouth without a trouble.

Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

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