- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

Yo mama so stupid, she waited for the stop sign to say go

How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

What is the deferince between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

Walk Into The Bakery "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it? Nothing, scientific research has shown over thousands of years that grapes cannot talk.

i walked into a bar, the bar tender for some reason said get out. the bartender did not realise that i was the #1 criminal in america. but why would he, i was in cuba. ( i was seven at the time)

Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

What is short and yellow? Most Asians

What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

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when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked

A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

What did the black man say to the fat Irish lady? Hi.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

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