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A program that creates "pointless inventions" and posts them at the wrong sections.

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Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

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Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

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What's the best time to go to the dentist? When your tooth breaks or you need braces.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

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Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

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A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

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Why did Jorge eat Larry's face? He was on bath salt.

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I have two friends, Jeffrey and Barbara. You might think that Jeffrey likes sports and beer, and that Barbara likes knitting and cooking. But you'd be wrong, Barbara is dead.

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I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

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Why was the kid running around? He was on fire

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

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what do an elephant and a mouse have in common? nothing

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this last joke was a correction to the other one

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Person A: Knock Knock Person B: Who's there? Person A: It's the police, we have a warrant for your arrest. Open the door. Person B: It's the police, we have a warrant for your arrest, open the door wh-- Suddenly the door is smashed open. Tear gas grenades are rolled in, temporarily blinding Person B. He is then dragged out of his apartment by nine federal agents who proceed to beat him and throw him into the back of an FBI van.

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A man walks into a bar, little did he know it was a gay bar and a few of the regulars were drinking and got overly aggressive the unaware man was then forced into the bathroom and raped by the aggressive gay lovers

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Whats long and black and goes around corners? The unemployment line.

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A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected: a half-gallon of 2% milk, a carton of eggs, a quart of orange juice, a head of romaine lettuce, a 2 lb. can of coffee and a 1 lb. package of bacon. As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier. While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmly stated, “You must be single.” The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was intrigued by the derelict’s intuition, since she was indeed single. She looked at her six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about her selections that could have tipped off the drunk to her marital status. Curiosity getting the better of her, she said “Well, you know what, you’re absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know that?” The drunk replied, “Cause you’re ugly.”

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped.

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A Man thought it was a good day and to go on anti-joke.com then he saw a post that had a link. This man was you and the link was http://minedgamez.tk/beta/ The man then clicked the link and fucking laughed so hard xD. She died in a car crash. Then a pickle appeared. It was then eaten by you not realizing it was actually a hamster.

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Whats worse than a baby crying on a plane. 9/11

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Q: What did the boy say to the girl? A: Wanna go to homecoming?

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