- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ambition is like a frog sitting on a Venus Flytrap. The flytrap can bite and bite, but it won't bother the frog because it only has little tiny plant teeth. But some other stuff could happen and it could be like ambition.

what did the dead man say to the other dead man ...nothing he's dead.

What did the deaf guy say to the other deaf guy? Nothing.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Finding an apple in your worm !!! ... Wait, what ?

What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

why did the girl cross the road? to get away from you

What did the man say to the woman before he had sex with her? "May I have sex with you, please?"

You know you have no friends when you steal someone's ALIAS concept and disrespect what is perhaps the most intellectually satisfying form of humour. [L]

What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

there once was a black man who played basketball

what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

What do you call a person in a morgue? Dead.

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

What's red and sweet and good to eat? A riddle that rhymes.

What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

What is a name of a kid with down syndrome. Adam Hebeison

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme oo

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Whats white and sticky? Marshmellows

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