- Anti Joke

A mother had three kids: 1st kid- “Mom, why did you name me Daisy?” Mom- “Because when you were a baby a daisy fell on your head.” 2nd kid- “Mommy, why did you name me Rose?” Mom- “Because when you were a baby a rose fell on your head.” 3rd kid- “Blahblahblahflismdjsk” makes retarded noises Mom- “SHUT UP BRICK!”

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

Q: Who was the best Jewish cook? A: Hitler.

-On a scale of one to ten, what's your favourite colour of the alphabet? -The answer is yes, because aliens don't wear hats.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

A man is unemployed, ugly, short, fat, smelly and stupid. That's what she said.

Q: What did the black man say to the sheriff? A: Good day, officer

Roses are Red Lemons are Sour Pull Down Your Pants And Give Me an Hour

If there are 50 bricks on an airplane, and 3 fall off, how many are left? It does not matter how many are left, however, the 3 falling bricks pose a serious safety threat and more should have occurred to properly secure the bricks from falling from the aircraft.

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

What do you call a black man on the moon? Another successful moon landing by NASA in which the African-American astronaut went on a successful moon walk.

Why couldn't the child go to the park? He was a registered sex offender.

What screams when you poke it? A rape alarm.

a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?