Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

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Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

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Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

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whats red and smells like cherries red cherries

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cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

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How can you tell if someone is a virgin? Everyone is a virgin in something. For example, if you never had sex with a dinosaur, then you are a virgin at dinosaur sex.

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What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

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Christopher Reeves walks into a bar.

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What did the snake say to the rat?

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What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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why did the black man jump higher than the white man he was on a trampoline

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What has hands but isn't alive? A dead person.

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Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

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A human walked into a bar, The bartender quacked, "quack quack quack" The human wondered why all the patrons and the bartender were ducks, so he left the bar, before his head spontaneously exploded.

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what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

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Why did it look like the girl peed herself? Because she peed herself

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Menstrual jokes aren't funny. Period. Neither are 9/11 jokes. Just plane wrong Same with cripple jokes. Can't stand them I don't see why Helen Keller jokes are funny

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it was dark outside so u know what i did....went to sleep

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Why was the little boy crying? Because his older brother was forcing him to pee on an electrical socket.

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A man walks into a bar. Cool story, bro.

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Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

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The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

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Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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