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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many trees does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trees are incapable of screwing light bulbs

it's weird how Jesus came out of the cave on the same day as Easter

Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

a tiger swims into the indian ocen and eats a tuna. the tiger shortly dies

Whats plastic and little boys turn it on? A game cube, and Michael Jackson. Well maybe not anymore since hes dead...

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

What did the teapot say to the teacup? Nothing. Teapots and teacups are inanimate objects, therefore, cannot speak.

When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

Why Do Girls Have holes?? For the guys poles.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

What did the young child with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

Q:Whats Brown and sticky? A:Maple Syrup

Q: What do you call a black woman who can't tell you who her baby daddy is? A: "Mam". Rape is a serious and painful crime, and the strength to raise a child on her own without her consent is worthy of respect.

person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick basterd !

Whats worse than losing your phone? Buying a new one and then losing that

What's worst than the holocaust? Coming home and having your parents say " we received an email from your teacher today"

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