- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's multicoloured and spins around while screaming in agony? A: A clown in a washing machine.

How do you get a ninja to do a backflip? Ask him nicely.

Whats the difference between KFC and Starbucks? KFC didn't murder your sister.

Q: what is an anti-joke? A: Coffee Volvos

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

What's the difference between two elephants? One is dead.

What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

Q. At the main menu why are there two people sad? A. Because there is.

Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

Whats sad about a black man killing himself? That shaft DVD that he rented will probably be late now.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He chickened out.

What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

Why didn't the kid get a bike for Christmas? Because his parents died and Santa's not real

oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

Two polar bears were sitting in a bathtub. One said to the other, "Could you pass the saop?". The other say, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?".

can you touch your toes? no

N-E Pats never cheated

Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

A man walks into a bar... "OUCH", he says for no apparent reason. He then buys a beer.

Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

Bob: This joke is so hilarious but you must start off by saying knock knock. Tom: okay... Knock knock Bob: who's there? Tom: ...... Bob: well? Tom: I don't know what to say??? Bob: so the joke left ya speechless!

Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

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