- Anti Joke

Q: If 0+0=2 and four shampoo bottles is equal to two toaster strudels, how many pizza slices can Samuel eat? A: Winter because grass=6

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Whats better then having 10 fingers Having 11

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

Why did Billy fall off the slide? Someone threw a refridgerator at his face.

Annld so the penguin said, "This is my most casual outfit!"

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

what's worse than being hiv+? having full blown aids.

Q:How come we have a black man in th white house? A: because we elected him

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

You just sunk my battleship! 5,000 people just perished at the bottom the ocean in a war for pointless political reasons.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.